My Horrible Road Trip
Some few days ago i was invited at a party in McDonald that was 3 hrs away from my place xD so I took my car and map and started driving my way to the McDonald. Unfortunately I was holding the map upside down >.> so I ended up going the wrong way for 3 hrs.
my frend called me and told me the party wasn’t today but it was tomorrow, so I took my time trying to find my way back again xD
during the trip some weird guy in a sports car was following me for the past hour, so I stopped my car at the side and he also stopped his car, I came out of ma car holding a tennis racket and went to his car and hit it xD he was like “wat the hell r u doing u loco girl” and I was like “that’s for following me u stalker” >.>
I went back in the car and drove away xD
i know Dx now were was i? oh yeah.
Then all of a sudden I ended up in a desert O_O , why the hell do I get lost in the highway all the time Dx this stupid map aint helpen me at all Dx
Then there was this guy who wanted a ride , so I stopped and let him come with me, while we were driving he couldn’t stop talking about his stupid damn life Dx like as if I give a damn DX so I threw him back out Dx
Then after another few more hrs of driving I saw a sighn that said “Welcome to Saudi Arabia” I was like WTF??? Why am I here DX I went to the wrong country Dx I was supposed to go to Iraq not Saudi Arabia Dx
So i got out of my car and bought some souvenirs =D then ate a lil foood and went back in my car driving =D oh yeah and I also bought a new map in Saudi and threw the old map >.>
So another few more hrs of driving I finally reached iraq =D but I reached the wrong place in iraq >.> stupid iraqy troops stopped me and asked for my passport Dx I gave them it and they said “we have an American here prepare fire”
I was like “noooo nooo that’s the wrong passport , take this one , it’s my other passport” DX Then they said “OMG!! She’s from Israel , she’s a traitor , attack her”
And I was like “ummm thats also the wrong passport , try this one” I gave them another passport of mines and they were like “oooohhhhh she’s Turkish, KILL HER I hate Turkish ppl , they make horrible series/movies DX”
Then I’m like “this is my last passport so please don’t kill meh” I gave them my german passport they were like “OMFG!! SHE’S a NAZI!!!!! AWESOME LET HER LIVE SHE KILLED SO MANY JEWS , Hitler is amazing =D”
And I was like “wat a bunch of raciest DX” so they let me in and i drove to the city of iraq Dx
I went to this weird u-turns cuz my frend told me to go there o-o
I went to so many u-turns that I felt dezzy DX
I ended up at the restaurant but it was the wrong restaurant xD I was pizza hut xD
anyways -_-;
let me continue DX
i drove past starbox and i just noticed my car was out of fuil DX so i stopped and parked somewhere. o-o
i ate some star box cookies and drank capashino >=3
yeah after i finished eating, i forgot i didnt have those "iraq currency" Dx i just have "kuwait currency" DX
so i told the "waiter" to "wait" for me cuz it's his "job", and i searched an exchange bank without my car DX
i was lost for several hrs Dx
and advise for u kenja ,nvr walk in a city of a country u nvr visited before without a map O_O
well anyways i asked this lady for directions =O
first i asked her wer to go to the exchange bank then i asked wer to go to starbox and then i asked for mcdonalds xD
not really O.o
she asked me to p ay her for the info she told me xD
and i couldnt even understand a thing with hr "Arabic-Iraqy" accent DX
i dont speak that kind of arabic Dx
well then she asked me wat kind of arab accent do i know
i told her i know Egyptian,palestine,jordan,lebanon and kuwaity.
so she started talking to me in kuwaity accent and i was like YAY i understand xD
oh yeah Dx
i reached the place fiinally =D
i got iraqy currency and went back to starbox and paid my "waiter who was waiting for me".
then i went to a gas station and got some fuil for ma car =O
its so heavy carrying that stuff DX
yeah i did reach mcdonalds but that party was tomorow xD
and it took me over 15 hrs to reach teh place DX i didnt have a good sleep Dx
so i parked my car outside teh resturant and slept in ma car waiting for the next day xD
that way, i'm early xD
anyways the next day i woke up late xD
i was right infront of teh resturant yet i woke up 2 hrs late for teh party xD
now wer was i? oh yeah Dx
wen i reached teh place i realized i forgot my frends present back at my place DX
i was like, why couldnt i remember while i was on the road Dx
wen i entered teh place .........
the place was full of full-blooded pinoys O_O
i was so scared of them xD
they were giving me weird looks cuz i was teh only one who didnt look like a pinoy xd
they were pointing at me and saying things behind my back xD
it's like they didnt want me there xD
and then there were over 30 little children running around teh place Dx
i hate kids >.>
anyways, i was the only one there who ddint look like a pinoy O_O
i couldnt even recognize my own frend Dx
and everyone there hated me Dx
yeah Dx
anywayz o-o
there was this pinoy hostest who was playing the game "simon says" she was like "simon says bring me a white hair"
and the kids were all attacking their moms hair and pulling it to her xDD
lmaoo
well listen to this..
the hostest said "simon says give me a philipino money"
and everyone was taking out htier wallet and i was like , wat are a bunch of pinoys doing in iraq with pinoy money x.x
BTW!! I was the only one wearing black DX
Black shirt/jeanz/hat/bag/shoes/socks
i'm not done yet >.>
the hostest was like "simon syas bring me a black socks"
and all teh kids suddenly looked at me, and i was like "What?"
then they all ran to me and attcked my feet Dx
they puled my shoes off and took out both of me socks Dx
my poor feet got raped by a bunch of under-aged monsters Dx
i was forced to stay x.x
those pinoy gaurds didnt let me get out Dx
and also after that the hostest said "simon says give me the smallest shoes"
then the kids attacked my backpack cuz i had one of those tiny converse as keychains O.o
my poor bag Dx
those damn bratz >.>
they're lucky i didnt take out my gun in my bag xD
btw!!
while the kids were runnining towards me i ran away to teh bathroom and locked myself Dx
i stayed there for half an hour Dx
and wen i came out it was quite,....tooooo quiet Dx
then the hostests was like "simon says.."
but i cut her off and took out my gun and aimed it at her saying "dont u even think about it bitch"
(talking about the guards):
they all jumped at me DX
those mother fucking rapiests DX
ok O.O
anywayz Dx
my frend came to me and told them to back the hell away from me Dx
she said "is that a way to treat our pinoy frend?"
and they were all like "she aint no pinoy"
and i was like "i'm PART pinoy!! now i know that pinoy ppl are a bunch of bastards"
yeah >:O
she's the only nice pinoy frend i have irl Dx
anywayz later on everyone stopped playing teh game and i got to wear my socks and shoes bak =D
well anywayz o-o
after teh party i drove bak home, but this time i got lost again and ended up going all the way to Iran Dx
so i tried again but instead i ended up at lebanon wich is east to iran Dx
and it's far away from my place by 5 days drive Dx
i didnt know where to go DX
then i drove some more and i ended up bak to iran =D
and more driving got me back to iraq xD
then some more driving and i finally reached back to kuwait x
are u fucking with me? O_O
first i got lost then i had a stalker then i went to 3 diffrent countries by mistake and i almost got shot my the iraqy armies Dx
then i got treated badly in the party , my feet got raped by monster children and i was jumped on by a bunch of fat ugly guards Dx
nothing was welll DXXXXX
my frend called me and told me the party wasn’t today but it was tomorrow, so I took my time trying to find my way back again xD
during the trip some weird guy in a sports car was following me for the past hour, so I stopped my car at the side and he also stopped his car, I came out of ma car holding a tennis racket and went to his car and hit it xD he was like “wat the hell r u doing u loco girl” and I was like “that’s for following me u stalker” >.>
I went back in the car and drove away xD
i know Dx now were was i? oh yeah.
Then all of a sudden I ended up in a desert O_O , why the hell do I get lost in the highway all the time Dx this stupid map aint helpen me at all Dx
Then there was this guy who wanted a ride , so I stopped and let him come with me, while we were driving he couldn’t stop talking about his stupid damn life Dx like as if I give a damn DX so I threw him back out Dx
Then after another few more hrs of driving I saw a sighn that said “Welcome to Saudi Arabia” I was like WTF??? Why am I here DX I went to the wrong country Dx I was supposed to go to Iraq not Saudi Arabia Dx
So i got out of my car and bought some souvenirs =D then ate a lil foood and went back in my car driving =D oh yeah and I also bought a new map in Saudi and threw the old map >.>
So another few more hrs of driving I finally reached iraq =D but I reached the wrong place in iraq >.> stupid iraqy troops stopped me and asked for my passport Dx I gave them it and they said “we have an American here prepare fire”
I was like “noooo nooo that’s the wrong passport , take this one , it’s my other passport” DX Then they said “OMG!! She’s from Israel , she’s a traitor , attack her”
And I was like “ummm thats also the wrong passport , try this one” I gave them another passport of mines and they were like “oooohhhhh she’s Turkish, KILL HER I hate Turkish ppl , they make horrible series/movies DX”
Then I’m like “this is my last passport so please don’t kill meh” I gave them my german passport they were like “OMFG!! SHE’S a NAZI!!!!! AWESOME LET HER LIVE SHE KILLED SO MANY JEWS , Hitler is amazing =D”
And I was like “wat a bunch of raciest DX” so they let me in and i drove to the city of iraq Dx
I went to this weird u-turns cuz my frend told me to go there o-o
I went to so many u-turns that I felt dezzy DX
I ended up at the restaurant but it was the wrong restaurant xD I was pizza hut xD
anyways -_-;
let me continue DX
i drove past starbox and i just noticed my car was out of fuil DX so i stopped and parked somewhere. o-o
i ate some star box cookies and drank capashino >=3
yeah after i finished eating, i forgot i didnt have those "iraq currency" Dx i just have "kuwait currency" DX
so i told the "waiter" to "wait" for me cuz it's his "job", and i searched an exchange bank without my car DX
i was lost for several hrs Dx
and advise for u kenja ,nvr walk in a city of a country u nvr visited before without a map O_O
well anyways i asked this lady for directions =O
first i asked her wer to go to the exchange bank then i asked wer to go to starbox and then i asked for mcdonalds xD
not really O.o
she asked me to p ay her for the info she told me xD
and i couldnt even understand a thing with hr "Arabic-Iraqy" accent DX
i dont speak that kind of arabic Dx
well then she asked me wat kind of arab accent do i know
i told her i know Egyptian,palestine,jordan,lebanon and kuwaity.
so she started talking to me in kuwaity accent and i was like YAY i understand xD
oh yeah Dx
i reached the place fiinally =D
i got iraqy currency and went back to starbox and paid my "waiter who was waiting for me".
then i went to a gas station and got some fuil for ma car =O
its so heavy carrying that stuff DX
yeah i did reach mcdonalds but that party was tomorow xD
and it took me over 15 hrs to reach teh place DX i didnt have a good sleep Dx
so i parked my car outside teh resturant and slept in ma car waiting for the next day xD
that way, i'm early xD
anyways the next day i woke up late xD
i was right infront of teh resturant yet i woke up 2 hrs late for teh party xD
now wer was i? oh yeah Dx
wen i reached teh place i realized i forgot my frends present back at my place DX
i was like, why couldnt i remember while i was on the road Dx
wen i entered teh place .........
the place was full of full-blooded pinoys O_O
i was so scared of them xD
they were giving me weird looks cuz i was teh only one who didnt look like a pinoy xd
they were pointing at me and saying things behind my back xD
it's like they didnt want me there xD
and then there were over 30 little children running around teh place Dx
i hate kids >.>
anyways, i was the only one there who ddint look like a pinoy O_O
i couldnt even recognize my own frend Dx
and everyone there hated me Dx
yeah Dx
anywayz o-o
there was this pinoy hostest who was playing the game "simon says" she was like "simon says bring me a white hair"
and the kids were all attacking their moms hair and pulling it to her xDD
lmaoo
well listen to this..
the hostest said "simon says give me a philipino money"
and everyone was taking out htier wallet and i was like , wat are a bunch of pinoys doing in iraq with pinoy money x.x
BTW!! I was the only one wearing black DX
Black shirt/jeanz/hat/bag/shoes/socks
i'm not done yet >.>
the hostest was like "simon syas bring me a black socks"
and all teh kids suddenly looked at me, and i was like "What?"
then they all ran to me and attcked my feet Dx
they puled my shoes off and took out both of me socks Dx
my poor feet got raped by a bunch of under-aged monsters Dx
i was forced to stay x.x
those pinoy gaurds didnt let me get out Dx
and also after that the hostest said "simon says give me the smallest shoes"
then the kids attacked my backpack cuz i had one of those tiny converse as keychains O.o
my poor bag Dx
those damn bratz >.>
they're lucky i didnt take out my gun in my bag xD
btw!!
while the kids were runnining towards me i ran away to teh bathroom and locked myself Dx
i stayed there for half an hour Dx
and wen i came out it was quite,....tooooo quiet Dx
then the hostests was like "simon says.."
but i cut her off and took out my gun and aimed it at her saying "dont u even think about it bitch"
(talking about the guards):
they all jumped at me DX
those mother fucking rapiests DX
ok O.O
anywayz Dx
my frend came to me and told them to back the hell away from me Dx
she said "is that a way to treat our pinoy frend?"
and they were all like "she aint no pinoy"
and i was like "i'm PART pinoy!! now i know that pinoy ppl are a bunch of bastards"
yeah >:O
she's the only nice pinoy frend i have irl Dx
anywayz later on everyone stopped playing teh game and i got to wear my socks and shoes bak =D
well anywayz o-o
after teh party i drove bak home, but this time i got lost again and ended up going all the way to Iran Dx
so i tried again but instead i ended up at lebanon wich is east to iran Dx
and it's far away from my place by 5 days drive Dx
i didnt know where to go DX
then i drove some more and i ended up bak to iran =D
and more driving got me back to iraq xD
then some more driving and i finally reached back to kuwait x
are u fucking with me? O_O
first i got lost then i had a stalker then i went to 3 diffrent countries by mistake and i almost got shot my the iraqy armies Dx
then i got treated badly in the party , my feet got raped by monster children and i was jumped on by a bunch of fat ugly guards Dx
nothing was welll DXXXXX
